Arizona Man Steals Bush's Identity, Vetoes Bill, Meets With Mexican President
Humor--thanks to Declan McCullagh for the pointer!
Over on The Onion:
WASHINGTON, DC—Confusion and disbelief reigned at the White House after President Bush announced Monday that an Arizona man, known to authorities only as H4xX0r1337, stole his identity and used it to buy electronic goods, veto a bill, and meet with Mexican President Vicente Fox.
"This is incredibly frustrating," Bush told reporters Tuesday. "Not only does this guy have my credit-card information, he has my Social Security number, all my personal information, and the launch codes for a number of ballistic intercontinental nuclear missiles. I almost don't want to think about it."
"I feel so violated," Bush added.
Bush said he has canceled his credit cards and changed the national-security codes, but he labeled the process a "total nightmare."
posted by Fergie @ 5/25/2005 08:04:00 AM
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