Monday, December 11, 2006

Offbeat: A Charlie Brown Christmas — The Alternate Ending

Via 10 Zen Monkeys.


Charlie Brown:
"I guess you were right, Linus. I shouldn’t have picked this little tree... isn’t there anyone who knows what Christmas is all about?"

Linus: "When we were babies, our parents made a conscious decision to deceive us. They created a bunch of fairy tales like Santa Claus and baby Jesus to give us kids false hope, and to comfort themselves as they approached death. And Linus is just getting warmed up. It’s all a bunch of bullshit. When we die, our bodies lie rotting in the earth, and worms and bugs eat at our remains, and shit us out into little bits of nothing."

Enjoy.

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