Quote of The Day: Anonymous Coward
"In other news: HMS Vigilant's captain, Commander Bob Anstey allegedly accidentally fired a nuclear missile at Redmond, Washington in an attempt to complete the Windows Activation of the newly installed 'Submarine Command System Next Generation' customized Windows XP system. 'It was a bug, yes, that's it. Some kind of unfortunate bug triggered the 19-step launch sequence,' said Commander Anstey. Nobody at or near Microsoft could be reached for a comment."
- Seen in a Slashdot comment thread, regarding the news that British Royal Navy Submarines Now Run Windows. Enjoy. -ferg